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Monday, December 4, 2006

WHEN TAKING AN OATH

When taking an oath one should scan
the book if it is a Koran.
I think I'd enjoy
to pledge on Playboy
or even a plate of warm flan.
Posted by timmy t at 8:36 AM

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  • ▼  2006 (39)
    • ▼  December (39)
      • THE CHINESE HAVE THEIR SIMPLE WOK
      • ZIPITOR
      • LIMA BEANS
      • THE ORPHAN'S MOON
      • THE EXPLOITS OF BRITTENY SPEARS
      • SOMALIA (a prose poem)
      • IF COLLEGE IS YOUR CUP OF TEA
      • SWEDE JOHNSON
      • THE MINIMUM WAGE IS DEFINED
      • MEAT PACKING IS FUN DOWN AT SWIFT
      • IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT ME
      • I'M WRITING TO YOU
      • SUDOKU
      • PYOO - SEE - KAT
      • WHY I DON'T WORK FOR RINGLING BROS ANYMORE
      • FOR XMAS DEAR SANTA I CRAVE
      • KBTO
      • A POPULAR BRAND
      • THE UNFULFILLED LONG JOHN
      • IN THE SOUP
      • SYLLABUS FOR NEW DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS
      • ANIMAL CREDO
      • EMILY DICKINSON
      • FIRST SNOW
      • A FISH TO A MAN IS A MEAL
      • FLU SHOT
      • EFFRONTERY
      • ON PATROL
      • MY HOLIDAY SHOPPING
      • WE INVADED THE WRONG COUNTRY
      • LIVE AND LET LIVE
      • HAPPY HUMBUG
      • MORNING MEMO
      • WHEN TAKING AN OATH
      • THE CHEAPER THE CLOCK
      • MEXICO MIME
      • SPY STUFF
      • The Scoop on . . .
      • Snivel War

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