ZIPITOR

ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT ZIPITOR TODAY
IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING
HEALTH PROBLEMS:

Yeast or West Infection.
Trouble spelling 'conglobulate'.
An adder in your bladder.
Colitis, entritis or bursitis.
The whim-whams.
Fainting spells after ten martinis.
Marthambles.
Jeepers without the creepers.
Difficulty retching at Mel Gibson movies.
Sweet tooth gone sour.
Dutch elm disease.

ZIPITOR IS DOCTOR-TESTED AND GUINEA PIG APPROVED! FIVE OUT OF FOUR PATIENTS TREATED WITH ZIPITOR REPORT RESULTS WITHIN TEN YEARS. NOW AVAILABLE IN BUS STATION REST ROOMS!

Side effects may include insomnia, pink elephants and death.
Do not take with steroids, milk products, solid food, alcohol, chocolate, water, liver & onions, or any type of licorice.
Pregnant women should consult a physician since a few thousand studies indicate there is increased risk of birthing a giraffe if you even get near the stuff.
Use with caution if you are bigger than a breadbox.
People with allergies should shut up about them already.
Tell your doctor about the following:
Mickey Mantle.
Anwar Sadat.
The War of the Austrian Succession.
Star Wars.
Why Harry Potter is still a virgin.
Who should take Zipitor:
Hillbillies.
Latvians.
Neocons.
Fans of Don Knotts.
Pixies.
Can I take Zipitor with other medications:
What do we care as long as you pay for our stuff?

Zipitor is a registered trademark of the Hanna Barbera Studios, along with the Flintstones and Quickdraw McGraw.